Sunday, January 27, 2008

Greg's Bachelor Party

OK ... rough morning-after, but totally worth it. Here are some melee pictures. They pretty much speak for themselves. I posted them in chronological order, so you can see the deterioration. It certainly appears that Greg is enjoying himself.

Warning. There is an excessive amount of dude in the pictures below. Pretty much all the pictures are bus struggles.

Quote of the night:
Paul: Put her on the back of the bus where she belongs.


Troy in a bucket.

Dude, keep your eye on the ball.

Wow ... everyone is so clean and dry.

Black Betty Bam-a-lam

Karate chop that ho.

Duck Craig, here she comes.

No comment necessary ... WTF?

Stretch Armstrong

And so it begins ...

How cute.

Superwoman!



Second trip to the floor.


Whats up now, Dylan?


The party has arrived.

1 second from Greg's head getting blasted.

Its OK... I like beer in my crotch.

Hey now.


Greg's had enough.


Russ makes his move. Greg's got a new squeeze.

On the floor.

You know what this means. 'Destroyer' Brundage is in the house.

Back it up!

To the sternum! Dave is not happy.

Third trip to the floor.

Practicing for the club. Where are the singles? Free?


??

DP?

So exhausted.

The result of a body surf attempt.

Not a wise move.

Is that a stain on your pants? Or, do you really like the bachelor.

I think they like the bachelor.

The Crusher.


Mike in the action. Why is everyone on the lap of the Russ?

Gross. You guys are family.


Ha ha ha ha

Dave: What is wrong with these people?
Greg: I think I'm having chest pains.

I'm gonna whup someones ass.

... or at least try.

Back to the lap. Whats the deal?

The result of double-fisting it.

Russ says: Off my lap! Gimme some air.

Bad, bad move 'Destroyer'.

Escaping imminent danger.

It's never the guy that started it that gets the worst of it.

Is this number four?

Mark trying out the technique he just learned. Rob looks happy.


I haven't been counting, but Greg may have a higher floor count than Scott.

Major difference is people help Greg up.


RUSS, YOUR LAP IS A WHORE!

FIVE!

Starting to look worse for wear.

I'm sick of commenting about Russ.

The melee strengthens.



Greg, take this ring as a symbol of my...

My orthodic!

I love orthodics!

Lap. I should have been counting.

Damn! To the kidneys.

The Drunkass Strikes Back

...With questionable success.

Poppin' buttons

Smother him.


Bachelor and best man. It doesn't even look like they like each other. What's up with the water?



Someone lost shoes. Scott?

Greg makes his own seat.


There's the shoe.

Mathews (noticeably absent from earlier photos) makes a daring return.


I didn't realize this. But half the bus was riding in a civilized fashon.


The other half wasn't.


So damn drunk.





??

The bus dropping us off.

Alright.

Stumbling.

Puzzled.

Last photo of the night. Wrecked.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

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G said...

These picture explain why I have bruises all over my body. I am having a difficult time even walking around today. I am pretty sure at one point my head got stepped on. Excellent time, thanks to all the fellas!!

Anonymous said...

I forgot how wet everything got. Scott losing his shoes was a funny sight that I had forgotten. Pauls quote should be "Put that bitch in the back where she belongs.

Dave Suhr said...

Wow. I never thought the spirit of the limo ride would ever be captured in a photographic essay, but boy has it. I can finnally explain to people what I mean by "out of control".

Anonymous said...

That bus was wrecked, I'd hate to see the cleaning bill.